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| 10. The monitor is certified for low emissions by JiffyLube. |
9. The logo on your receipt: International House of Lame Computers.
8. You see the salesman you bought it from hawking genuine Rolexes on street corners.
7. The sound board and speakers are a separate unit, and they receive only AM.
6. The ad slogan: Ronald McDonald just grew up.
5. It has only two expansion slots, and they just popped up a couple of rounds of toast.
4. It's labeled "energy saving" only because there's no power supply.
3. You just got another one with your Happy Meal.
2. The infrared cordless keyboard has only 15 keys, and one of them is marked Fast Forward.
1. The sticker reads "nothing of value inside."
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