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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

"If you get in the car," the driver says "I'll give you $10 and a packet of sweets."

The boy refuses and keeps on walking.

A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two packets of sweets?"

The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.

Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. "Ok," he says. "This is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the sweets you can eat."

The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.

"Look," he shouts to the driver. "You bought the darn Volvo, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"

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