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 [ << ] A small boy's question. [ >>
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY... Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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