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| * If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. |
* Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
* Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
* When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
* If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
* Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
* I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
* Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
* How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
* Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
* Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
* OK, so what's the speed of dark?
* Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
* Black holes are where God divided by zero.
* All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
* I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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