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-=[ Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy]=-

 [ << ] Some Famous Last Words [ >>
You'll be perfectly safe behind this lead plate.
That's not smoke, that's steam.
Of course it's sterile.
Well, we're the next best thing to a bank.
That should be at least enough gas to make it across Nevada.
It's so tame you can put your head in its mouth.
It was fresh just last week.
These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
It should be Ok to swim in.
He's been a perfectly safe driver ever since his first Model T.
Clip the red wire first.
It's Ok to format this disk.
It's supposed to make that noise.
It's pretty much grounded.
It doesn't look like the bridge is out.
They only attack when they're hungry.
I can hold my breath at least that long.
The boss won't mind.
It shouldn't take long to reach Anchorage.
Let'sask those soldiers for directions.
It'll shrink in the wash.
Jason won't find us in this closet.
I'm sure I turned my lights off.
I bet I can fit in there.

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