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Cynical humor and lightweight insights:

My wife has arranged for the two of us, the mailman, the milkman and the Great Dane from next door to be on the Jerry Spring television show. I'm going to be on TV! Isn't that great?

I was very lonely when I was a child. I only had two imaginary friends. And they would only play with each other.

Now that the feds have decided no bomb or missile brought down TWA Flight 800, do we still have to show up 90 minutes early for domestic flights?

Bumper sticker: If God had intended us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Home schooling is nothing more than intellectual incest.

The reason that I talk to myself is that I enjoy hearing a good conversationalist, and I appreciate an attentive listener.

It's alright to talk to yourself. It's even alright to answer yourself. It only becomes a problem if you're talking to yourself and you go "Huh? What did you say?"

Please don't bite the book bug.

I just got a message from AOL when I signed on. They suggested I buy their new book, "AOL for Dummies." Isn't that redundant?

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I'm a patriotic American, too! I'll send my girlfriend's husband to the Mideast in case there is a war.

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