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-=[ Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy]=-

 [ << ] New Tourist Slogans For New York [ >>
10. We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.

9. If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free.

8. We break more laws by 9 AM than most cities do all day.

7. Come explore our mysterious puddles.

6. It's the city that never sleeps and rarely bathes.

5. Twice the fun and three times the crack.

4. We love to grope and it shows.

3. Food, folks, and felonies.

2. Yes that's a revolver in our pants, and yes we are happy to see you.

1. New York: the Gateway to Newark.

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