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At this point, the Russians have more freedom than we do. They got rid of their Communist overlords. We still have our IRS masters.

Everybody would be much happier if they paid taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.

My husband and I have a 50/50 marriage. I give and he takes.

Stupid sign in front of an exterminator's office: "Bug of the month, mice."

Athenism is a non-prophet religion.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.

I asked my mom to send a 10-minute hug through the mail. It arrived, 12 homemade chocloate chip cookies.

I think the Rolling Stones have started gathering moss.

A neighbor is a person who is always doing something you can't afford.

A moron is anyone who doesn't laugh at your jokes; also one who does.

An idiot is anyone who sends you e-mail to complain about you attempt to provide a little humor. (I'm glad HUMOR is 99.44% idiot free).

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