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-=[ Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy]=-

 [ << ] Some favorite Oxymorons [ >>
* assistant supervisor

* new tradition

* original copy

* plastic glass

* uninvited guest

* highly depressed

* live recording

* authentic reproduction

* partial cease-fire

* limited lifetime guarantee

* elevated subway

* dry lake

* true replica

* forward lateral

* standard options

* mandatory volunteer

* mutual differences

* nondairy creamer

* open secret

* resident alien

* silent alarm

* sports sedan

* wireless cable

* mercy killing

* lethal assistance (Contra aid)

* business ethics

* friendly fire

* genuine veneer

* full-time day care

* death benefits

* holy war

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