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-=[ Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy]=-

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BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
- Perkins Library. Duke University

I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST LOWER MY STANDARDS.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University.

IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

IF BUSH WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE.
- Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia

REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
- Rest Stop off Route 81, West Virginia

BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS
- Bottom of a stall door, Women's bathroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub, Indianapolis

ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB.
- Women's restroom. Cincinatti

I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LABOTOMY.
- Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont.

HEY, YOUR KARMA JUST RAN OVER MY DOGMA.
- Blueberry Hill, St. Louis MO

FLUSH TWICE, IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE KITCHEN.
- Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming

GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE BEER. WHO DO YOU TRUST.
- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT.
- Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

AT THE FEAST OF EGO, EVERYONE LEAVES HUNGRY.
- Bently's House of coffee and tea, Tucson, AZ

CHRIS-JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS DOLLAR IS NOT TO BE SPENT UNTIL EVERYTHING BETWEEN US IS OVER (COMPLETLY!!). PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU !!!! - TORI
- On dollar bill F602225237

IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
- written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL DO BOTH, GET MARRIED.
- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
- Revolution Books, NY

THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IT LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT BUBBLES.
- Codom machine. Missoula, MT

A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT.
- Women's restroom, Dallas, TX

JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED.
- Mens restroom, American University

JUST 'CAUSE IT'S CLEAN DON'T MEAN IT'S FRESH.
- Port-O'-John's, Acadia Nat'l Park, Maine

IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS.
- Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C.

BILL CLINTON THREW UP HERE.
- The Oyster Bar. Little Rock, AK

LSD CONSUMES 47 TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN EXCESS REALITY.
- mens room The 400 Bar, Minneapolis, MN

I USED TO BE INTO NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY....BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS JUST KICKING A DEAD HORSE.
- The Cellar Restaurant, VA

IF IT WASN'T INTENDED TO BE EATEN, IT WOULDN'T BE SHAPED LIKE A TACO.
- Nathan's, Washington, D.C.

WHY DO DRUNK MEN MISS THE TOILET? WHY DO SOBER MEN?
- South Main Cafe. VA

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING UP ON THE WALL FOR? THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
- Mens room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY

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