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Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*--- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Soooooo....

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

*Poof* the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive".

*Poof* the mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...".

*Poof*

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