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| There was a rope who walked into a restaurant and asked to be seated. |
The waiter said I'm sorry but we don't serve strings here.
The string, not one to be told what to do, goes home and ties himself in a knot and frays his edges. He returns to the same restaurant and again asks to be seated.
The waiter asks, aren't you the same string that came in here a while ago?
The string says no sir I'm a frayed knot.
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