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There was a rope who walked into a restaurant and asked to be seated.

The waiter said I'm sorry but we don't serve strings here.

The string, not one to be told what to do, goes home and ties himself in a knot and frays his edges. He returns to the same restaurant and again asks to be seated.

The waiter asks, aren't you the same string that came in here a while ago?

The string says no sir I'm a frayed knot.

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