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| Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stops and says, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"? One of the snails takes him up on his offer and off he goes. |
As the turtle reaches the intersection another turtle comes along and crashes into him. The poor little snail was thrown and killed.
A cop is investigating the accident and he begins questioning the dead snails buddy. "What happended he asked". The little snail replies, "I don't know it all happened so fast."
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