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| [ << ]|| Fishing trip gone bad || [ >> ] |
| So there's three guys in a boat - fishing and drinking. For variety, they'd try drinking, then fishing. Suddenly, while reaching for another can of beer, one of them fell over the side and then immediately sank out of sight. |
When he didn't come up to the surface after a couple of minutes, one of the men suggested that the other jump in after the first guy and bring him up.
So the second guy jumps over the side to look for his mate.
When he eventually returned, the older man in the boat helps the two aboard.
"He's not breathing Frank, you'd better give him mouth-to-mouth."
After several minutes of CPR, Frank says, "I've never known Kevin's breath to be so bad."
"Come to think of it, I've never seen him in a suit before, either."
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