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Mac wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the nite-stand. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is squared-away, in perfect order, and spotlessly clean ... So is the rest of the house.!

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the nite-stand, "Honey, breakfast is warmed on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You Sweetheart."

So he goes down to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, the morning newspaper, and his 12 year old son sitting at the table. Our Hero asks, "Son, what the hell happened here last night anyhow?"

His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and stupid. Broke some furniture, puked on the hallway rug, and gave yourself a black eye while stumbling up the stairs."

Confused, Mac asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that!, Well when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and was taking your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!"

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