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| A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. |
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our inebriated friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the officer. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunken man said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."
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