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| [ << ]|| Drunk Driver with Parrot || [ >> ] |
| A drunk is driving with his parrot through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"|
"I've been to the pub," slurs the parrot and the drunk just smiles.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few.
"He did all right," the parrot says and the drunk just smiles.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the parrot. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
And the drunk just smiles.
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