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| While I typically do not attempt to give out investment advice, this is something I can really get behind. |
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.00.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
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