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-=[ Joke Number 989 ]=-
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| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" |
"None," answered little Johnny.
"None? Johnny, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teach, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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