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-=[ Joke Number 980 ]=-

 [ << ] The Value of Time [ >> ] 
To realize the value of ONE YEAR
Ask a student who has failed his exam.

To realize the value of ONE MONTH
Ask a mother who has given birth to a pre-mature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK
Ask an editor of a weekly.

To realize the value of ONE DAY
Ask a daily wage laborer.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
Ask a person who has missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in Olympics.

To realize the value of ONE MICRO-SECOND
Ask a NASA scientist.

To realize the value of ONE NANO-SECOND
Ask a Hardware Engineer.

And if you still don't realize the value of time you must be a Software Engineer!!!

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