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-=[ Joke Number 960 ]=- | |  [ << ] | Home to Roost | [ >> ] |
| A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell.
A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him".
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round back."
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