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His dad is driving 8 year Little Johnny home from school. While they are stopped at a traffic light, the son notices 2 dogs screwing on the lawn next to the car. "What are they doing?" asks Johnny.

"Uuuhhhh.....they.....are.....uh........making a puppy" says Dad. Johnny says, "OK," and Dad is relieved he didn't have to tell the birds and bees story yet. The next Sunday morning, Johnny bursts into his parents bedroom while his parents are naked and Dad is on top of Mom. "What are you doing, Dad?" the boy asks. Dad thinks for a minute, then replies... "We are making a baby" Little Johnny looks puzzled, then says "Well, shit Dad, roll her over, I'd rather have a puppy!"

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