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-=[ Joke Number 952 ]=-

 [ << ] Top 16 Olympic Events in Hell [ >> ] 
16> Curling

15> Removing "Plastic Clamp Sensor from Just-Purchased Clothing with Common Household Utensil" Competition

14> Discus Inferno

13> 666-yard Ass-Luge Down A Razor Blade Into Cold Alcohol

12> Naked Hot Oil Sumo Wrestling

11> Marge Schott-Put

10> Beelzebubsledding

9> Giant Slalom and Gomorrah

8> Synchronized Sinning

7> Men's 500,000,000,000,000,000 Meter Barefoot Speed Skating

6> Pummel Horse

5> Mobius Strip "Loogie" Luge

4> Karla Faye Tucker Pickaxe Toss

3> Disfigure Skating

2> Lawyer vs. Insurance Salesman Speed Talking Competition

and the Number 1 Olympic Event in Hell...

1> Clean 'n' Sober Snowboarding

[ Chris White ]

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