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-=[ Joke Number 951 ]=-
| [ << ]|| The Rules by Men || [ >> ] |
| If Men Were to Rewrite the Rules |
Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Rule # 3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 4 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 5 - Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
Rule # 6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule # 7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
Rule # 8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Rule # 9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 10 - Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Rule # 11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Rule # 12 - Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
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