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| They've had it wrong all these years. It is the lack of money that is the root of all evil. |
People are so upset about cloning because it means that women no longer need for anything.
I'd get an air bag cut-off switch if my mother-in-law would wear it.
Now that the film "Titanic" has been such a megahit, will Hollywood figure out a way to make "Titanic 2: The Sequel"?
I wonder why so many fast food restaurant employees become vegetarians?
Sincerity is the key to success. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
I make a living breaking into peoples' houses and I wish you people would just leave our parole benefits alone.
Homeowners' association appear to be made up of a small group of people who think they are better than other people.
Do those companies that call you up and have a computer ask you to hold the line really think you are going to do it?
I just can't stand people who are intolerant.
You know you're getting old when beautiful young women start calling you "sweetie" and "honeybun."
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