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-=[ Joke Number 950 ]=-

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They've had it wrong all these years. It is the lack of money that is the root of all evil.

People are so upset about cloning because it means that women no longer need for anything.

I'd get an air bag cut-off switch if my mother-in-law would wear it.

Now that the film "Titanic" has been such a megahit, will Hollywood figure out a way to make "Titanic 2: The Sequel"?

I wonder why so many fast food restaurant employees become vegetarians?

Sincerity is the key to success. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

I make a living breaking into peoples' houses and I wish you people would just leave our parole benefits alone.

Homeowners' association appear to be made up of a small group of people who think they are better than other people.

Do those companies that call you up and have a computer ask you to hold the line really think you are going to do it?

I just can't stand people who are intolerant.

You know you're getting old when beautiful young women start calling you "sweetie" and "honeybun."

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