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-=[ Joke Number 944 ]=-

 [ << ] Would you like to buy a cow? [ >>
A farmer had been thoroughly taken many times by a certain car dealer in town. One day, the dealer told the farmer he'd like to come out to the farm and see about buying a cow. The farmer told him to come on out, then atteched the following price information to one of the cows:
 Basic Cow               $500
 Two tone exterior         45
 Extra Stomachs            75
 Straw Chopper            120
 Four Spigots              40
 Cowhide Upholstery       125
 Automatic Flyswatter      38
 Fertilizer Attachment    185
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 Total:                $1,128

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