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-=[ Joke Number 919 ]=-
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| A man wanted to buy a parrot, so he goes to the pet shop and enquires about their stock. The attendant shows him a parrot which is quite exceptional in that it speaks any language you want. Intrigued by this, the man decides to test the bird by asking it a few questions: |
M: "Do you speak English?"
M: "Hablas Espanol?"
M: "Parlez vouz Francaise?"
M: "Sprechen sie Deutsch?"
M: "Falas Portugues?"
After all his options were exhausted, the man thought for a while, then asked the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says: "Nu? Mit a nose like dis, vot you tink?"
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