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-=[ Joke Number 914 ]=-

 [ << ] Universal Dictionary of Penguins [ >>
 ALPHA           Another Lovely Penguin Hacking Architecture
 AMP             Another Musical Penguin
 APE             Another Penguin Engagement
 API             Advanced Penguin Interface
 API             All Penguins Interconnect
 APPLE           Advanced Penguin-Powered Learning Environment
 ARM             Another penguin Recycled Machine
 ASP             Another Sad Penguin
 ASP             Another Set of Penguins
 BIPT            Boldly Invading Penguins Triumph
 BOOTP           Bring Over Our True Penguin
 CEP             Cogito Ergo Penguin (I think, therefore I am a penguin)
 CHAP            Come Home Anxious Penguin
 CP              Cloned Penguin
 CPP             Calling Penguin Power
 CPU             Connection Penguin Unit
 CVP             Concurrent Velocity Penguins
 DHCP            Decent Humans Call Penguins
 DJGPP           Digital Jolt Global Poller Penguin
 EPP             Every Penguin likes Parties
 ERP             Everything Relates to Penguins
 ESP             Extra Sensorial Penguin
 FIPS            Flexible Instant Penguin Solution
 FLOP            Flexible Load Of Penguins
 FPI             Federal Penguin Institute
 FPU             Floating Penguin Unit
 GIMP            Graphics Inspired by Many Penguins
 GPF             Get a Penguin Fix
 GPF             Global Penguin Force
 GPL             Great Penguin Licence
 GPS             Global Penguin Society
 GPS             Grand Penguin Scheme
 HELP            Hailing Every Living Penguin
 HEP             High Energy Penguin
 HIPPY           Highly Intelligent Penguin-Powered Interface
 HP              Home for Penguins
 HTTP            Hail To The Penguins
 IAP             Indicating Aroused Penguin
 IAP             Internet Access for Penguins
 IMAP            Instant Mail Access for Penguins
 IP              Intoxicated Penguin
 IPA             Inter-Penguin Access
 IPFW            Intelligent Penguins Fuck Windows
 IPL             Initial Penguin Load
 IPWT            In Penguins We Trust
 IPX             Internet Penguin eXchange
 ISP             Independent Server of Penguins
 ISP             Independent Solutions by Penguins
 JPEG            Just Penguin Enhanced Graphics
 JPL             Just Penguin Liquid
 LDAP            Location Device Activated by Penguins
 LDAP            Love Driven Animated Penguin
 LDP             Lovely Divine Penguin
 MIPS            Must Install Penguin Soon
 MPEG            Musical Penguin Enters Galaxy
 NNTP            News Network Through Penguins
 NOP             Nobody Owns the Penguin
 NPN             Nice Penguin Nest
 NTP             Nicely Timed Penguins
 NYPD            Nurture Your Penguin Dude
 OSPF            Open Source for Penguins First
 P2              Penguin^2
 PAM             Penguins Against Monopolies
 PAP             Possibly Authentic Penguin
 PC              Penguin Compatible
 PCI             Penguins Connect Intensely
 PCMCIA          Penguins Call Many Computers Intelligent Architectures
 PCMCIA          Penguins Can Memorize Complex Industrial Acronyms
 PDF             Penguins Do it for Free
 PDP             Practical Diving Penguin
 PENTIUM         Penguins Engage Nice Technology In Unbound Mode
 PERL            Penguins Enforce Real Love
 PGP             Penguin Genius Pool
 PGP             Practical Guide for Penguins
 PHP             Penguins Help Penguins
 PI              Penguins International
 PIC             Penguins In Control
 PIL             Penguins In Love
 PIL             Penguins Interfacing Loosely
 PIPE            Penguins Install Penguin Extensions
 PITA            Penguin In Terrible Agony (looking at Windows)
 PIX             Penguins Integrate X-rays
 PKT             Penguins Know Truth
 PL/1            Penguin Language 1
 PLC             Penguins Love Circuits
 PLF             Penguin Liberation Front
 PLIB            Penguins Lost In Belgium
 PLL             Penguins Love Logic
 PLS             Penguins Love Smartcards
 PNG             Penguins Need Graphics
 POLICE          Penguins On Lightly Internet Connected Engines
 POLICY          Penguins On the Lookout for Internet Connected Youth
 POLL            Penguin On Lovers' Lane
 POP             Practical Outbound Penguins
 POS             Penguin Operations per Second
 POST            Penguin On Solo T-3
 POTS            Penguin On the Telephone System
 PPC             Penguins Produce Code
 PPC             Powerful Penguin Computer
 PPM             Penguin Power Movement
 PPP             Penguins Produce Penguins
 PRL             Penguins Rotate Left
 PROBE           Penguin Riding On Broadcast Energy
 PSP             Penguins Seize Power
 PULP            Possible U-turn for Lefthanded Penguins
 PUMP            Penguins Unite Many People
 PVE             Penguins Vote Emacs
 PVV             Penguins Vote Vi
 RAMP            Reaction Against Microsoft People
 RAP             Rapidly Articulating Penguins
 RPC             Remote Penguin Conversation
 RPM             Rapid Penguin Movement
 RPN             Regular Penguin Notation
 SAP             Should've Asked Penguins
 SLIP            Someone Looking for Interesting Penguins
 SLIPS           Simply Lost In Penguin Space
 SMP             Software for Multiple Penguins
 SMPD            Simply Mail for Penguins Daemon
 SMTP            Superb Management Through Penguins
 SNMP            Simple Network Management for Penguins
 SPARC           Sexy Penguin Architecture Rules Cosmos
 SPP             Surely Penguins Party
 SSH             Secure penguins Say Hi
 TAP             Try A Penguin
 TFTP            True Force Through Penguins
 UDP             Undeniably Dumped Penguins
 UDP             Universal Dictionary of Penguins
 UPI             United Penguins Inc.
 UPS             Universal Penguin Solution
 VPN             Vital Penguin Network
 WP              Wabbit Penguin
 WP              Wise Penguin
 XPM             eXtended Penguin Mind
 YP              Young Penguins
 
 Other nice abbreviations
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 TCP/IP          Totally Cool Party / In Progress
 IRC             Illegal Routing Constructed
 DOS             Drown Or Swallow
 PING            Pretty Intelligent Nonsense Generator
 MIB             Multias In Belgium
 TCP/IB          Totally Cool Party / In Belgium
 SHIB            Somewhere Hidden In Belgium
 SLIB            Still Lost In Belgium? 

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