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-=[ Joke Number 91 ]=-

 [ << ] Ugliness [ >>
* It's said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright.
Problem is ... so is ugliness.

* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went camping, the bears built a fire to keep her away

* At least you know ugly people aren't two-faced
If they were, surely they'd use their other face

* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
At her "coming out party", they made her go back in

* It's said that beauty is only skin deep. Alright.
Does that mean if we skin ugly people they'd look better ?

* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she goes into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera

* It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Alright.
Then, what the hell happens to an ugly woman ?

* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she sat for her portrait, the artist keep breaking his brush

* There are no ugly children in Columbia Maryland
The cats bury them all in their sandboxes

* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went to the Ladies Room, the attendant asked for ID

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