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-=[ Joke Number 91 ]=- | ||||||||
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| * It's said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright. Problem is ... so is ugliness. * I'm not saying she was ugly, but... When she went camping, the bears built a fire to keep her away * At least you know ugly people aren't two-faced If they were, surely they'd use their other face * I'm not saying she was ugly, but... At her "coming out party", they made her go back in * It's said that beauty is only skin deep. Alright. Does that mean if we skin ugly people they'd look better ? * I'm not saying she was ugly, but... When she goes into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera * It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Alright. Then, what the hell happens to an ugly woman ? * I'm not saying she was ugly, but... When she sat for her portrait, the artist keep breaking his brush * There are no ugly children in Columbia Maryland The cats bury them all in their sandboxes * I'm not saying she was ugly, but... When she went to the Ladies Room, the attendant asked for ID
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