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-=[ Joke Number 90 ]=-

 [ << ] A server that works. [ >>
I found this posted to a newsgroup that was complaining about the Microsoft "msnews" news server which, no surprize, uses Windows NT. Because of the continued problems with these servers, the admins have been referred to as modern day Keystone Kops among other things:

Anybody remember that Joplin classic, "Mercedes Benz"?

Oh Lord won't you buy me a server that works?
My friends all use Unix, no servers with burps.
My servers work half-time, a truckload of quirks,
So Lord won't you by me a server that works?

Oh Lord won't you buy me some new admin clowns?
The current ones cause me deep ungainly frowns.
Prove that you love me and put them all down,
Oh Lord won't you buy me some new admin clowns?

Oh Lord won't you buy them a beginners' course?
I'd like to stop cursing before I am all hoarse.
They need to Get It, if need be by force,
Oh Lord won't you buy them a beginners' course?

[Everybody!]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a server that works?
My friends all use Unix, no servers with burps.
My servers work half-time, a truckload of quirks,
So Lord won't you by me a server that works?

[BTW July 1999, the host homepages is running apache on unix ]

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