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-=[ Joke Number 893 ]=-

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One day Lil' Johnny was sitting at home waiting for his relatives to come over. He overheard his parents fighting with each other yelling, "YOU BITCH," "YOU BASTARD." Being so young, Johnny had never heard those words before and asked his parents what they meant. They replied, "Bitch means lady and bastard means gentlemen".

Satisfied with this answer the boy went to his room. He heard the neighbors having sex. They were repeating the words "DICK and "CUNT" over and over and over. Again, Lil' Johnny was curious and asked his parents what those words meant. Thinking fast, his mother said, "Dick means coat and cunt means jackets."

Once again Lil' Johnny was satisfied with the answer and headed to the bathroom, but his father was shaving and he had to wait. Fearing that the boy might wet himself, the father shaved faster. He went a little to quick and ended up cutting himself, "SHIT!!!!!" he yelled. "What's shit mean daddy?" Johnny asked. His father, stuck for an answer said, "it means shaving cream." Lil' Johnny did his "business" and his dad went back to shaving. His next stop was the kitchen, there he saw his mother preparing the turkey. As she reached for a knife she ended up cutting herself. "AW FUCK!!" she yelled. "What's fuck mean mommy", the boy asked. "It means stuffing the turkey."

Finally, the guest arrived, Lil' Johnny went to the door and said, "Hello bitchs and bastards, may I take your dicks and cunts? Dad's in the bathroom putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

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