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-=[ Joke Number 891 ]=-
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| A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realises that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her a present. |
Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it is now or never, he pulls into the parking lot. After a frantic search he finds a toy store. He goes inside and attracts the attention of a sales clerk.
When asked what he would like, he simply says, "a Barbie Doll." The clerk looks at him in a condescending manner and asks "Which Barbie Doll would that be, sir?" The guys asks, "So, what ones have you got?"
The clerk replies, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Does Night Clubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The man is puzzled, and asks "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all of the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" says the clerk, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog..."
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