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-=[ Joke Number 872 ]=-

 [ << ] Your Co-worker a Hacker ? [ >>
Your Co-worker might be a Computer Hacker:

10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".

4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President".

1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor I-Don't-Give- A's-In-Computer-Science!"

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