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-=[ Joke Number 870 ]=-
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| "Football today would certainly not be the same if it had never existed."|
"Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them"
"Before the game our dressing room was like Dunkirk before they went over the ttrenches."
"England have just scored their second goal from a penalty corner. This will add to their first goal."
"and again the game's turned round on it head."
"Oh, tha's good running on the run."
"It's a football stadium in the truest sense of the word.
"He put his body between himself and the defender."
"He has always played for Inter Milan, whilst his brother plays just across the city at AC Milan, who of course share the same stadium."
"I never predict anything and I never will do."
"George (Graham) will be happy with a draw - I know how ambitious and positive he is."
"When you think about it, there's three games per working week - Saturday, mid-week and Saturday again."
"It was a bit like a game of chess; they kicked the ball from one end to the other."
"It's a good job I'm not colour blind because both teams are playing in balck and white."
"There's one that hasn't been cancelled because of the arctic conditions - it's been cancelled because of a frozen pitch."
"It's as if there's a laser beam in his chest attracting the ball."
"...and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here."
"I wonder whether Man United are missing the absence of Bruce?"
"He's captain of Rangers and that's on of the reasons he's captain."
"Without picking out anyone in particular, I thought Mark Wright was tremendous."
"As the ball came over, Speed threw his head at it."
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