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-=[ Joke Number 87 ]=-
| [ << ]|| The Collection Plate || [ >> ] |
| A $100.00 Bill In The Collection Plate: |
The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced "who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".
A gay man stood up and said "I did".
The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes."
Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him and him."
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