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-=[ Joke Number 864 ]=-
| [ << ]|| You lost 2,025 pigs ? || [ >> ] |
| Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. |
"Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs ?" she asked.
"Yeth." lisped the farmer.
Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."
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