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-=[ Joke Number 834 ]=-
| [ << ]|| My Son Loves Me || [ >> ] |
| Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how much their sons love them. |
Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother."
Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll."
Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session a week. And what does he talk about? Me."
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