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-=[ Joke Number 809 ]=-

 [ << ] Little Johnny 77 [ >>
Mrs Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one pupil starts drawing on the board, then one by one, other pupils add to it. She thinks, and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some "unusual" picture in mind. So she starts with Jane, who draws on the chalk board. Jane: "This is a house"
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The teacher: "Good, Jane!" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: "This is the front door to the house"
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The teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie: Stevie: "And this is the sun over the house."
 
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The teacher: "very nice, Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board. Johnny: "And this is my dad, trying to pick up the soap when he dropped it in the shower."
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