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-=[ Joke Number 805 ]=-

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This is a story about Johnny's day at school ... Johnny's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard." Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I know it's a red rubber ball." The teacher said, "No Johnny, it's an apple, but I like the way that you think."

Next the teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. "I have something behind my back. It's orange in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard," said Johnny's teacher. Johnny raised his hand again and said, "Teacher, teacher, I know it's an orange rubber ball." The teacher looked at Johnny and said, "No Johnny, it's an orange, but I like the way that you think."

Johnny was now getting the hang of it so he asked the teacher if he could try one. Johnny grabbed an object and put it behind his back and said, "I have something behind my back. It's pink in color and it's LONG. It's soft, but it's HARD." The teacher, getting upset, yelled at Johnny, "Now Johnny, I'm going to have to tell the principal about this perverted behavior." Johnny stopped her and said, "But, teacher all I have is my pink eraser, but I like the way that you THINK!!!"

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