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-=[ Joke Number 799 ]=-

 [ << ] I Won! I Won! [ >>
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my god! What should I pack -- beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter... just get out!"

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