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-=[ Joke Number 795 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Breaking Up Is Hard To Do... || [ >> ] |
| PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. |
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
ARCHAEOLOGY:One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE: "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
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