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-=[ Joke Number 790 ]=-

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Headlines with double meanings that have appeared in newspapers from around the world.

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation at High School

Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan

Collegians are Turning to Vegetables

Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Eye Drops off Shelf

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

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