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-=[ Joke Number 767 ]=-
| [ << ]|| Dear God, || [ >> ] |
| I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. |
I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
I'm very thankful for that.
In a few minutes, though, I'm going to get out of bed.
From then on I'm probably going to need a LOT of help.
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