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-=[ Joke Number 767 ]=-

 [ << ] Dear God, [ >>
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right.

I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent.

I'm very thankful for that.

In a few minutes, though, I'm going to get out of bed.

From then on I'm probably going to need a LOT of help.

Amen.

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