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-=[ Joke Number 735 ]=-

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MCSE
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert

MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant

PhD
Piled High and Deep

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

WWW
World Wide Wait

ATM
Another Technical Mistake

DOS
Defunct Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CA
Constant Acquisitions

PnP
Plug 'n' Pray

PC
Pretty Cheap

CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI
System Can't See It

FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms

Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology

WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

RTFM
Replace The Fan Motor

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