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-=[ Joke Number 734 ]=-

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On a hot summer's day a country boy is pulling a wagon load of manure down a country two lane road in rural Alabama. The local sheriff (Bubba) pulls him over and starts to write him a citation. As the sheriff is standing next to the old boy's pickup some of the flies accompanying the manure wagon start to buzz him. He swats at the flies and cusses them "damn flies." The country boy speaks up and says "Them's circle flies...we calls 'em that cause back home on the farm they's always circling the horses ass."

"Boy, are you calling me a horse's ass?" says the angered Bubba.

The country boy replied "No sir, but you can't fool them flies."

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