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-=[ Joke Number 726 ]=-

 [ << ] Fed Speak [ >>
Alan Greenspan, chairman of the U.S. Federal Reserve, recently demonstrated his mastery of what he called "Fed Speak". At a press conference of some kind, he was asked the following question:

"Mister Greenspan, are you or do you ever intend to, and if not why not, and if so how and when?"

Greenspan replied, "Yes and no."

(He later added, "And if you feel I answered the question, I'm sorry.")

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