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-=[ Joke Number 723 ]=-

 [ << ] Life's Questions: [ >>
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of that stuff?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?

Things that make you go Hmmm ...

*Does killing time damage eternity?

*Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

*Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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