funworldfun4you  Jokes Mailing List Archive  
 
:: Menu ::
- A. Search - Latest Jokes - Categories - Jokes Index -- Index 15 - Random Joke - Rated Jokes - Subscribe! (adsfree jokes daily)

Feedback
Mail link to a friend

 

-=[ Joke Number 720 ]=-

 [ << ] One Liners [ >>
Irony: God made the tortoise with a 0.3 drag co-efficient

"Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

Never run out of altitude, air speed, & ideas at one time.

WOMAN.ZIP ... No documentation, but fun to UNZIP!

If Athletes get Athletes' foot, do Astronauts get a missile toe?

... Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors...

... CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?"

Please God, give me patience -- and hurry!

I wrote my own benchmark, my machine is now 1,500MHz

If it weren't for men, who'd pay for sex?

After God created Women, beer was the bugfix.

"I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!"

As you stroll through life, remember: HELL SUCKS!!!!

I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches wide!

Happiness: The result of being too busy to be miserable.

Owning a MAC is its own punishment.......

Vibrating cellular phones, a whole new dimension of phone sex!

If at first you succeed, hide your astonishment.

If someone tells you to get a life -- take theirs.

He appears to be suffering from Clue Deficiency Disorder.

Boss spelled backwards is "double S.O.B."

I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!

( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) )

A closed mouth catches no feet !

A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight...

A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.

Abstinence is a good thing if practised in moderation

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.

All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend!

All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?

Are we having fun yet?

Rate this Joke:
View Results

Browse Category: [prev] [Bumper Sticker, Sign Philosophy] [next]
[<<] -=[posting period: Apr00 - Jun00]=- [>>]
FuN-wOrLd provided by J&P Bergt, [ funworld 1995 - 2015 ], Imprint, Disclaimer