-=[ Joke Number 72 ]=-

 The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.
 
 The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.
 
 The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?
 
 The Arafat club?                Yessir.
 
 The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.
 
 The Ebert movie club?           Roger.
 
 The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.
 
 The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.
 
 The Japanese theater club?      Noh.
 
 The quarterback club?           I'll pass.
 
 The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.
 
 The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.
 
 The Spanish optometrists club?  Si.
 
 The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.
 
 The pregancy club?              Conceivably.
 
 The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week
 
 The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept
                                 me anyway
 
 The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at 
                                 my house
 
 The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?
 
 The Prayer Group                God willing! 

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