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-=[ Joke Number 716 ]=-

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with.

JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"

BABY BEAR: "No! She beats me."

JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."

BABY BEAR: "No! He beats me too!"

JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"

BABY BEAR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Chicago."

JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"

BABY BEAR: "No sir. The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

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